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Beta: jbs_teeth
Rating: G
Warning(s): None
Word Count: 6,569
Characters: Martin, Arthur, Carolyn, Douglas, Martin's Flatmate, an OC or two, and Dr. Peter Duncan (Ipswich)
Notes: Beta-mine asked for quiche-fic, and so she got quiche-fic. Oddly serious quiche-fic, considering the topic. This starts somewhere between Ipswich and Limerick and ends with an alternate ending to the show. (Probably. Depends on how Finnemore resolves that FREAKING CLIFF-HANGER.) Summary courtesy of jbs_teeth
Starving stewards, swollen stomachs and surprising spaghetti. Who knows what dark mysteries Martin is hiding, and what does any of it have to do with quiche? Fortunately, Arthur is there to unravel the sinister plot that threatens his Skipper. Unless he makes everything worse with his 'help'...

"Arthur tries to grin and--a rarity for him--fails."Collapse )

Artist comma_kaze
Beta: jbs_teeth
Rating: G
Warnings: I cannot do Freddie Mercury justice. At all. I tried?
Characters: Mentions of all the main characters, as well as JF himself
Notes: Drawnlock @ Tumblr made a post in the Cabin Pressure tag wondering why no one had yet made a parody of Under Pressure into Cabin Pressure. I was literally incapable of stopping myself. Things I have learned in the process of making this: I cannot sing Queen to save my life. HOWEVER. If anyone else in the fandot makes a better Freddie Mercury than I, please feel free to contact me and I’ll give you the base audio (including sound effects, if you’d like) that I used for this. Then you, too, can be a fandom parody singer! ;D
Summary: Pretty much exactly what it says on the tin!

(LJ is not being nice and letting me embed an audio file, so have a link to the audio post on my tumblr page instead. Lyrics can be found both under the cut here and on the page there.)

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Beta: ...see above?
Rating: PG/T
Warning(s): Please note, we’ve chosen not to use any warnings, but, being that the subject is the Spanish Inquisition, there are some mentions of torture. In the same vein that Monty Python mentions torture.
Word Count: 5,570
Characters: Martin, Carolyn, Douglas, and Arthur
Notes: Utterly ridiculous use of anachronisms, blatantly fabricated histories, shoddy research and total lack of seriousness; if you try and learn history from this... well, don’t. We have no actual history here. Also, absolutely no offense intended toward any religion; please read with the humor with which this was written. :) 
Summary: God moves in mysterious ways to do wonderful things for Douglas Richardson. Spanish Inquisition AU.

"Lady Carolyn, I have a complaint!"Collapse )
Author(s): jbs_teeth and comma_kaze
...see above?
Rating: G
Warning(s): None
Word Count: 6,905
Characters: Martin/OMC, Douglas, Arthur, Carolyn, brief mention of Herc
A/N (from Comma-Kaze): *points* She started it. ;)
A/N (from JBS-Teeth): I couldn't have done this alone because I don't have their voices in my head... that's her job. Also, more CP fic, or so help me, I'm taking the internets and going home.
Summary: Arthur has bought Martin something special for his birthday, but when he goes to present it to his Skip, he discovers it's missing. But, never fear: DIs Crieff and Richardson are on the case!

The whine of the engines faded to the usual background noise as they levelled off, and Douglas’ attention drifted lazily to Martin.Collapse )
Rating: PG-13
Warnings: Sexual themes
Word Count: 6,014
Characters: Martin/OFC, Douglas, Arthur, Carolyn
A/N: Written for jbs_teeth, who requested Martin H/C with an extra helping of C. For the Americans, 17 cm is roughly 6.6 in.
Summary: Douglas and Arthur notice that Martin is frighteningly skinny, so they do something about it.

If it weren’t for the dropped set of keys, it never would have happened.Collapse )

[BBC Sherlock] Ice, Ice, Baby

Prompt used: "Sherlock provides just the coolness John needs during those hot summer nights"
Characters and/or pairing(s): John/Sherlock
Rating: PG-13
Warning(s): No warnings apply; mild cursing
Word Count: 725
A/N: For the Sherlockmas Summer Vacation Drabble Fridays. I'm twisting some facts to fit the narrative, but anything goes in the name of fluff, right? ;) 
Beta: jbs_teeth
Summary: What's a man to do with a hot day and a cool boyfriend?

John was by no means overweight, but Sherlock was by far skinnier, what with the naturally lanky frame and the truly atrocious eating habits, or lack thereof.Collapse )

[BBC Sherlock/Cabin Pressure] Inverness

Prompt used: "CROSSOVER with Cabin Pressure; Lestrade and anyone; Lestrade flies MJN Air"
Characters and/or pairing(s): Lestrade, Donovan, Arthur Shappey, Captain Crieff
Rating: PG
Warning(s): No warnings apply; mild cursing
Word Count: 850
A/N: For the Sherlockmas Summer Vacation Drabble Fridays. Slightly longer than the 500-word suggested maximum because apparently I can't keep under word limits--ever.
Beta: AWisePony gave it a quick once-over
Summary: Lestrade and Donovan fly MJN Air. It's an *ahem* interesting flight, and the steward won't stop talking.

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[BBC Sherlock!] Sounds Like....

Title: Sounds Like....
Author: Comma-Kaze
Rating: PG
Warnings: Mild cursing and gore
Word Count: 3,280
Characters: Sherlock/John with brief mentions of Lestrade, Anderson, Mycroft, and a dead body.
A/N: Written for this prompt at sherlockbbc_fic. Based on the joke where the punch-line is Watson saying, “No sheet, Sherlock.” Can you catch them all?
Beta: jbs_teeth
Summary: "No shit, Sherlock."

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